me and bae having sex

  • bae: mmm yeah fuck me baby
  • me: put a quarter in the swear jar

gif:

i thought i had a crush!! but it turned out to just be a 2 day long infatuation where i was actually just bored

(via heylilyhilily)

pvnkslut:

If you pull me on your lap there is a 101% chance I’m going to make out with you.

(Source: the-stonersofar, via black-laced)