laptopped:

imagine banana with any other vowel

bununu

benene

bonono

binini

bynyny

(via relahvant)

nuditea:

straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

(via stability)

ethiopienne:

instead of counting sheep at night, count the number of times you can repeat “my life is dope and i do dope shit” before drifting into dreams full of kanye level self-confidence

(via africandad)