Michael Phelps caught cheating in Olympics; medals revoked

unclefather:

reinventingthekarmicwheel:

Sources say he stapled fish to his wrists and ankles to help him swim faster.

i’m shocked

(Source: powerburial, via illkim)

carolxne:

me: *stays hydrated*
me: guys wait fuck wait hold up give me like 2 seconds i gotta piss again

(via 69shadesofgray)

homestuckorbust:

helianthi:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80

Aye matey

GO TO HELL THAT WAS CLEVER

(Source: poisonightshade, via ace)